The spoon dips. And rises again with its humble load. Then the spoon passes your lips. The frosty sweetness kisses your tongue. Your stomach rumbles. Your saliva glands go absolutely nuts and start spraying every which way. The old feeling. So sweet. So familiar. The ancient dance of ice cream.

GORGEOUS

Ice cream.

Iced cream.

Cream + Ice. A simple sum that equals sheer bliss.

Are there two more beautiful words in the English language than ‘Ice Cream’?

What is it about the sweet, creamy, delicious, addictive, sugar-filled, well-marketed treat that makes it so irresistible? I don’t know. But I do know that I absolutely love it. And there are so many flavours! Here are a handful of my favourites and some tasting notes.

Rum ‘n’ Raisin – Very delicious.

Salted Caramel – Very delicious.

Chocolate – Very tasty.

Vanilla – Very nice.

Mince pie – Very good.

Cream – Very creamy.

Overall, I highly recommend eating ice cream for a cold and tasty treat. You could also try eating chilled icing sugar.